So today I had my second biology lab of the semester. What an experience that was, not only to I officially hate biology; I can’t stand the little freshman who sits in front of me. My teacher is the graduate assistant and walked into class wearing little jean shorts. I believe that if you are teaching a class you should look like a teacher not, like you just got out of the car from Ocean City.
Then she just begins the class with some sort of mini quiz about the class we had….2 weeks ago!! I was really annoyed about that. Then we jump right into the lab and I was totally lost she was throwing out terms left and right. I had to stop her and explain that I was a sophomore and I haven’t taken biology since my freshman year in high school MANY years ago. So I had no idea what the hell she was talking about and I was a little…who am I kidding I was more lost them Moses was in the desert.
Anyway so I muddle through the class thinking that scientists suck because they have to have their own language and if you aren’t fluent you can’t get through basic biology. When I do figure out the microscope it takes me the rest of class to see anything swimming on the slide. Why?? I will try to explain it to you. Do you ever have that time when you are relaxing your eyes or you are focusing really hard on something, and suddenly a little organism floats through your vision???? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEE’S THESE??????? I know I am not because I talked about it in Psychology. It’s just like litter pieces of I don’t know your eye crap floating through your line of sight.
Well I tried to explain this to my lab group….two of the girls kind of understood what I meant if not they were very polite about it. Well this hippie b*tch in front of me with yellow dread locks and hemp jewelry looked at me like I was an alien from goodness knows where, and serious as a heart attack asked me, “What kind of crack have you been smoking?!” And the face she made…it was unreal like I had just shown her photos of dead kittens or something.
I was totally thrown off by her behavior and shut my mouth for the rest of class. Apparently she is some bio goddess because she just took AP Bio last year so all of these stuff is a piece of cake for her. She also wants to dissect something…okay I took think class because I knew we wouldn’t be dissecting things….ick. She totally ruined my day and I now really really dislike her because she is a mean know it all hippie jerk face.

ha. bio...
i hated bio. i always got lost in all the technical stuff.

and i know exactly what you're talking about with the eye things. they piss me off.

...that chick sounds like an arrogant bitch. slap her once, and tell her to go away, or she'll be experiencing deja vu.

cheers,
sank
» thaitanic on 2006-09-11 08:15:30

pshh...bio
I was never a fan of bio myself. I think you need to slap that bitch around a bit...either that or pour some sauce on her head and eat her hair like spaghetti
» Rip-Tide-Prophecy on 2006-09-11 09:26:25

Showing people pictures of dead kittens is a nice way to describe a reaction.

I stayed away from Biology and all science courses that ended in ' ogy, ' 'cause I suck at 'em. I'm taking 'The Third Planet,' a geography course.
» Dilated on 2006-09-11 09:29:50

i am so glad we dont have any GAs teaching our classes... it's just all people with masters and doctorates, over the age of 30 hahah!
» xXxshegzxXx on 2006-09-11 09:43:17

I remember Biology...
We dissected a worm. Yuck. Good luck with the class though.
» little-b on 2006-09-12 01:43:45

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